Monthly Archives: May 2002

Here’s a chart that might help explain the roommate situation.Disclaimer: I know the numbers don’t really add up. You get the idea. Bite me.

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Does Mike have a criminal record? I’ll give you a minute to think about it….. Yeah, you’re right. He does. He decided a couple of weeks after being pulled over and then let go after drinking all night to test … Continue reading

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Does Mike have a job? The answer — a resounding “NO”. He couldn’t hack the high stress world of the hospitality industry. Apparently, a customer called back 20 minutes after ordering her eggs benedict and carafe of OJ and he … Continue reading

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The Mike saga continues… Ok… so this guy keeps getting worse and worse. For a year, he was constantly late paying his share of the power bill. When I asked him the 50 billionth time about it, he asked me … Continue reading

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My girlfriend just moved to a new apartment. It’s tiny as heck but the good news is that we’ve inherited their magazine subscriptions. Maxim and Playboy. So now I can look at those magazines a) without having to sneak peeks … Continue reading

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Here’s some pornography to help you pass the time. Courtesy of www.fuckedcompany.com, one of the more entertaining web sites out there. Deals with companies, usually dot-coms, that go belly up due to poor structure and management. Extremely caustic… just like … Continue reading

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You’ll have to excuse my lack of updates lately. I’ve been working eleven hour days which includes my internship as well as helping my girlfriend move. It’s SO much fun to be this tired. The Mike Story… continued… Mike decided … Continue reading

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Ok… I’ve been bagged on for not blogging enough. Fine. I’ll write every day. I’m inspired by my soon-to-be ex-roommate, henceforth named “Mike”. He’s a dipshit and I feel I should chronical his misadventures. So… on to part two. Soon … Continue reading

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So now I’m realizing that I should have used this site as a forum for rants regarding my roommate, henceforth named “Mike”. Mike is always a source of frustrating amazement. He’s in his early twenties with no real goals or … Continue reading

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I know I haven’t done anything with this site in a while. I’m actually contemplating a format that will be interesting enough for everyone to visit and interesting enough to keep my attention enough to submit something every day. Stay … Continue reading

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