Monthly Archives: August 2002

A Monkey Doing Kung Fu

What? You need a set up for this? It’s a link to a video that shows a monkey doing Kung Fu, for crying out loud!!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Kirk Lives!! Sort of…

Coolest guy on the planet William Shatner is reprising his role as James T. Kirk, with a twist. This time, it’s on the paintball battlefield. Sponsored by SPPLAT, he is leading what is hailed as the world’s largest paintball game. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

UF/Miami Tickets Are Very Important

I can’t let this day go on without mentioning the incredible scene I just witnessed. A few people in my office gathered into someone’s cubicle to witness a guy devour a metal container full of ice cream and cake in … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Major League Baseball Averts Strike — Professional Soccer Mourns

MLB owners and players reps have agreed to a compromise, thus ending this sordid tale of greed, treachery and greed.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Call Me Crazy, But I'd Sign Up For This!

In Freemont CA, the jail is having an open house and offering people the opportunity to stay the night in prison. Officials say it’s to work out the bugs before the inmates arrive in December. Imagine! You get your own … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

It's Official! People Are Getting Dumber!

A poll commissioned by the First Amendment Center, based in Arlington, Va. has determined that 49 percent of Americans believe that the First Amendment goes too far in protecting freedom of speech. The article is here. Read quickly before reports … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

13 Year Old Unable to Play Football — Head Too Enormous for Helmet

I once had a girlfriend that had a huge head like this kid. It was like a friggin’ pumpkin, her head was. I don’t think she ever tried on a helmet but I’m pretty sure she’d have the same problems … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Dumbest Guy on the Planet Contest — A Finalist

What’s the best way to check if your car’s gas tank is empty? This unnamed Slovakian motorist thinks he’ll used a lighter! The ensuing explosion was proof that there was at least SOME fuel left…

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Political Correctness Gone Awry!

A British man was awarded the equivalent of $30,868.86 because a female coworker at a training session made the remark ““I bet you’ve got a big willy.” I wonder if she was willing to be $30.868.86? Anyway, it was considered … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Daryl Jones for Governor? Why not!

So, I was watching the Florida Democratic Governor’s Debate on tv last night… mostly because I’m a friggin’ nerd… and was disappointed by Reno (surprise!) and the bloated white guy in the middle. Daryl Jones, however, did impress me a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment