Monthly Archives: August 2002

Darwinian Words to Live By!

This was handed to me by coworker Dave after seeing my skydiving pictures…

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Breaking News!!!

Props to SomethingAwful.com! Click on the sh*tty baby to see more!

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Off-Color Joke #3872 — Collect Them All!

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent which is being renovated, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about … Continue reading

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Is This A Trend? Man Caught Humping Frozen Chicken

Ian Curtis, Glasgow resident, was caught by his wife with a frozen chicken in his lap, all the while wearing a woman’s blouse and a smile. To the surprise of no one, she’s filing for divorce.

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Tennessee Fans Upset Over Fantastic, Hilarious ESPN Commercial

Tennessee fans are in an uproar over an ESPN spot depicting them as… well… Tennessee fans. Cry me a river, y’all. UPDATE: ESPN chickens out and pulls Tennessee ad.

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Man Filmed Having Sex with Herd of Cows — Really.

In jolly England, an 80 year old man was tried and convicted of hittin’ da skins with some really sexy bovines. Owner of the cows says that he didn’t give the old man permission to do so. Moooooooo!!! And NO! … Continue reading

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Video Game Fan Attempts World Record

UK resident Jason Reed is attempting to break the world record for time spent waiting in line for a release of a video game. Turok:Evolution, the fourth in the Turok series, is slated for release on September 1st. When asked … Continue reading

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Found! A Survivor of September 11th!

A man listed as missing after the September 11th attacks was located at a New York hospital with amnesia! Check it out!

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Air Guitar – The New Art Form?

Jack Malvern, a writer for the Time-Union in London, writes about the Air Guitar World Championships and its growing interest. This is no joke! It’s huge in Finland! Really! And they take it deadly serious over there. Note: In jolly … Continue reading

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Topless Picnic, or "Hey! Get Your *&$% Out of My Potato Salad"

In New York, it’s legal for women to be topless. Check out the picnic they are planning over there!

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