Monthly Archives: September 2002

This Just In! Halton To Leave Gator Hoops!

LaDarius Halton, one of my favorite streaky players on the Gator squad, has decided to forgo his senior year and play in Europe. Hopefully, France doesn’t have a team. More news as it developes… UPDATE: Here’s the link to the … Continue reading

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Issues, Issues. Hand Frog Some Tissues.

Ok, I just got back from getting tuxedo measurements. My waist is ENTIRELY too large. Well, for me, that is. Granted, the girl was holding the tape a little loosely, but I’m WELL above the 30 inch waist I had … Continue reading

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Fortunes To Chill Your Soul

I got this fortune today at lunch with my girlfriend and it creeped me out. What the hell does it mean?! What plan? I don’t have a friggin’ plan!?!!!

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Revisiting The Gator Game

I told my girlfriend that I would post this story. So here goes. My girlfriend and I were at a bar in the Buckhead section of Atlanta to watch the Gator game with the Atlanta Gator Club. Anyway, half way … Continue reading

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Back to the Grind

I’m back at work now. Boy, am I tired. My sleep clock is all screwed up and I’m groggy as hell. Yaaaaaawn!

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Makers of "Bumfights" Arrested

Sorry, Scott. The makers of the revulting video “Bumfights” were arrested. For setting up fights. Between bums. Hence, the title. Oh… and they grossed $5,985,000 from abusing homeless people. I suspect that their time in jail might be rather interesting…

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Vacation's All I Ever Wanted! Vacation, Time To Get Away!

I writing you from lovely downtown Atlanta, GA. We’re staying in a great hotel, the Best Western Granada Suite. The hotel is not conventional at all, as it has an interesting architecture. Each room has it’s own unique layout, which … Continue reading

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Help! I'm Trapped In The Mountains!!

Right now I’m talking to you from the student center at Lees-McRae College in Banner Elk, North Carolina. The school was named after the legendary hunter/trapper Steve Lees-McRae after he bagged a 40 point buck. I made that up. I’m … Continue reading

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Gators Win! Gators Win!

I drove up to Knoxville on Saturday to see the Gators play against the Tennessee Volunteers. It rained like a monsoon during most of it. And I’ll be the first to admit that I didn’t think we’d pull it off… … Continue reading

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Free the AFLAC Duck!

This could be the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a long time… and that’s saying a lot. Some dipsh*t named Karen Davis, who claims to have a PhD and who is also the president of some bullsh*t organization called the … Continue reading

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