Monthly Archives: September 2002

Aargg! This Scurvy Cuss Next To Me Will Walk The Plank!

He just asked the instructor if he was serving us small fruit. This was after he saw the next heading “Applets” in our textbook. Ah HA HA HA HA!!! You’re funny, dude! Damn! You should be working the room at … Continue reading

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TODAY is "Talk Like A Pirate" Day!!

Click here for info! Do it, matey! Or you’ll be walking the plank! And click here for your pirate name.

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Men Want To Kick The Sh*t Out of Things, Women Are From Venus

A study by the Penn School of Medicine has discovered that men are more aggressive than women due to physiological differences in the brain. All that I can say is that I friggin’ DARE them to say it to my … Continue reading

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Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

The “uber-geek” was late today. Again. Man, he’s odd. He didn’t bring his large camping thermos today. UPDATE: We’re working on programs in class and he’s humming to himself, only it sounds like monkey noises. Man, I wish I had … Continue reading

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Nerds in Nerdville

Day two in my Java Programming class. There’s a guy sitting next to me that makes all the other programmers shudder. He’s “uber-geek”. He keeps directing comments my way about programming and it’s just awful. Even the instructor is trying … Continue reading

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This Week's Entries

I’m in Java Programming training all this week so I won’t be able to do updates until I get home or during my breaks. Sorry…

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This Weekend's Game

I sat through the game at Florida Field this weekend. It was miserable. And the weather was bad, too.

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UPDATE: Three Terrorist Suspects Actually Playing Stupid Joke

According to the Miami Herald, the Feds think that these three guys were playing a joke on the people in the restaurant by making terrorist claims aloud. Ha ha ha ha… ha ha… ha ha ha… that’s a good one, … Continue reading

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Hoosiers – A Must See Movie Reviewed By A Must-Read Writer

One of my favorite columnists, Bill Simmons, has decided to write a minute-by-minute account of Hoosiers, which goes down as the one of the greatest sports movies ever. If you ever want to reduce grown men to reserved sniffs and … Continue reading

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THE Movie Trailer!

In a world… where things aren’t always as they seem… one man… on the edge of space… fights… for the fate… of the universe. Or something.

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