Monthly Archives: November 2002

Zsa Zsa Gabor in Coma

The oft-married Zsa Zsa Gabor is currently in Cedars-Sinae Hospital after an automobile accident that has left her in a coma. Details here.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Birthday to Greg!

The blog author of “GregNews” turns 32 today. Wish him a happy birthday by checking out his site and increasing his hit count!

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Athletes Is Stoopid — Volume 27

Flowgo.com has released a list of the top 10 athlete arrests. Wildly entertaining. Take a look see. UPDATE – Not a great list. O.J. is missing.

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Note To Self: Stay Away From The Fat Hoes

In Peoria, they like their prostitutes big. Real big. Big like Rachael “Pooch” Thompson, a local who was arrested for felony prostitution and is currently sitting her fat stank ass in jail. The worst part is that she’s been convicted … Continue reading

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Mentadent — Day 3

Ok, I skipped a day. Actually two. I tried the mouthtray monstrosity at home because it was just too gross at work. That didn’t go so well, either. This system puts my saliva glands in overdrive. I’ve decided that from … Continue reading

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From The "Express Escalator To Hell" Department…

A purse snatcher from Austrailia was unable to wrestle the goods for his victim — a wheelchair-bound paraplegic — so he did the noble thing: he punched her in the head. Read the sordid tale here at the same time … Continue reading

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42 Percent Of Office Personnel Get Workplace Booty

A study commissioned by Playboy has determined that 45% of women have had sex on their desk. Eww…. even at MY job?! Click here but try not to make a mess…

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Things You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving Without Getting Slapped

1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It’s Cool Whip time! 4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst! 5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread! 6. I’m in the mood … Continue reading

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New To Frog's House — Advice Column!

On the WebMD site, I noticed an advice column for men’s sexual health. And some guy wrote in with what could be the most self-depricating letter I’ve ever heard. Naturally, I laughed out loud. Question: I am an obese 20-year-old. … Continue reading

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