Monthly Archives: December 2002

New Seminole Helmet — In Time For Bowl Game!

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Three Wacky Stories To Choose From!

1) Woman assaults cookie store worker for not having white chocolate chip cookies, 2) Male strippers afraid of women’s rugby team, and 3) Drunk elk attacks after all day rotten apple eating binge.

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Running Into Peter Pan

Yes, he dresses like this in public. Oh boy. So, there’s this guy who’s “famous” on the internet. Why? Because he’s odd as hell and he dresses like Peter Pan. Anyway, he was at a bar in Tampa while I … Continue reading

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I'm Slack

Yes, I know. I’ve been crappy about updating lately. But give me a break, man! It’s the holidays! I’m not around my computer that much!

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German Playboy Offers $125k For A Life-Ending Booty Call

Rolf Eden is a genius. He is German, 72 years old, and has created a stipulation in his will that states that if an woman is able to… how should I put this… hump him to death, the death-bringer will … Continue reading

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Mariah Carey Tells (And Shows) All

Mariah Carey has reached an all-time high. No, not with her latest album, Charmbracelet, but with her latest interview. Apparently, in her rush to get to the interview, she forgot to wear underpants and preceded to flash the interviewer a … Continue reading

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From "Bob"… To His Friends In The Panhandle…

Cobbler – a – doodle – dooooo! I love the country. I love people that live IN the country. But I especially love peach cobbler. People that make homemade cobbler are intelligent and interesting people. Also, families that have their … Continue reading

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Wow! Today's A GREAT News Day!

I promise to make time to post some of the more interesting “news” stories I’ve discovered. There are some fantastic ones out there…

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My First Picture!

Here’s my first decent picture with my new camera! Well, actually, my second. The first was of my girlfriend but she wouldn’t let me post that, I’m pretty sure. Check it out… I took this outside of my office. That … Continue reading

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Happy Holidays!

Hey everyone! Hope you’re having a great Christmas day. My day so far has been, dare I say, incident free. Knock on wood. I got a wonderful digital camera from my girlfriend which will allow me to chronicle my life … Continue reading

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