Monthly Archives: December 2002

Merry Christmas!

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Merry Christmas Eve!

Shout out to Glenn…

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Season Of Giving or Mom Breast Feeds Puppies

Merry Christmas! Extra! Extra! Mother of one gives breast milk to starving puppies! Yuletide! Feliz Navidad! Click here!

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Accused Molestor Priest Countersues Victim

There you go. Here’s a sign our society is making a giant flushing sound. A priest accused of molestation and who payed the victim is now countersuing because of a breach of contract. Apparently, the victim was supposed to keep … Continue reading

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J. Lo. Keeps Her Latest Wedding Real. Real Cancelled.

Matt Damon is screwing up the wedding of the century! According to this British tabloid, Jennifer Lopez has called off the wedding because Affleck pal, Damon has been calling her a “serial bride”. Click here to see the brohaha.

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NCAA Infraction Database – Available To All!

Click here to access the search engine for major NCAA infractions. Be careful, though… if you put in “Florida State University” or “University of Alabama”, it might blow up.

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Sniper Suspect Complains About Jail Food. Frogbrother Suggests Knuckle Sandwich Substitute

John Lee Malvo, half of the D.C. sniper duo, is now complaining that his vegetarian meal is substandard. This makes me angry. At least he GETS to eat. His victims don’t get that luxury. My suggestion is that he eat … Continue reading

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From The "Express Elevator To Hell" Department

“Sorry, you’re on your own.” A high school football player is accused of beating a disabled man with his own cane. And burning his beard off with a lighter. And leaving him on the side of the road. All this … Continue reading

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Santa Needs Lipo, Botox According To Vapid L.A. Plastic Surgeon

This is Santa before a gastric bypass. Saint Nick is in need of some help from a plastic surgeon. Hey, it’s not my idea, it’s Dr. Les Bolton’s. You see, he’s a plastic surgeon. And he is a f*cking idiot. … Continue reading

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New Compressed Air Toilets Make Quite… A… Stink! ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Here’s a brief history of toilets from the 17th century to the present day, utilizing compressed air instead of gravity. The water 2.5 gallon gravity design is SO last year.

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