Monthly Archives: January 2003

Oops! I Barfed Off The Balcony!

Britney Spears, shown here crawling around on the grass after throwing up an entire “Vodka Cranberry” My friend Jen is GREAT with the gossip. I’ve known her since high school and she was always the source for the final word … Continue reading

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Movie Review — Shanghai Knights

My super-cool girlfriend managed to get us advanced screening tickets to “Shanghai Knights“, which is cool in itself because she actually thought to do this… and to sit through a karate movie. Fortunately for me AND her, the movie was … Continue reading

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New Design Attempt — Now Online

Ok, so the old design was boring as hell to me. Like other stars such as Madonna and famous wrestler “The Rock”, I have to constantly reinvent myself. This is why I’ve come up with a new design. Let me … Continue reading

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All The Super Bowl Commercials!

THIS guy wants his TPS report!!! IFILM.COM has posted all the commercials from the Super Bowl! Click here! And do yourself a favor: check out “Terry Tate, Office Linebacker“. I watched it again and it’s so funny, I actually teared … Continue reading

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Sorry…

The update site for Blogger was down this morning until just now so I haven’t been able to post. And I found some fun stuff, too, but I can’t remember what it was…

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If I Had My Own Band…

I would call it “Englebert Humpernow“. Because that’s the coolest name ever.

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Celebrating Like A Bunch Of Neanderthals

Here’s something I’ve never really understood. Why is it when a team wins a championship, the first thing the fans do is run around the streets of their hometown overturning cars, putting rocks through windows and beating up Regenald Denny … Continue reading

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Welcome To Rock Bottom — Population One

Smoooooke on the waaaaater! A fire in the sky-eeeee! Zach Gallagan, the “star” of the Gremlins movies, was arrested in Los Angeles for shoplifting a “Deep Purple” cd. I’m not sure if I feel sorry for him for his impending … Continue reading

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Lawmaker Proposes "Choose Death" License Plate

Now THAT’S harsh! Florida has the “Choose Life” license plates that have that “I’ve been drawn by a delightful young cherub” look to them and I’ve always been opposed to them. I’ve actually given people the secret devil sign that … Continue reading

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Weather — Not An Exact Science or Flip Spiceland Is A Moron

I wonder if his brother’s named ‘Skip’? I was on the “Weather Channel” website and it claimed a temperature of 23 degrees. It also said that it “feels like 11 degrees”. What the hell does that mean? I think it … Continue reading

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