Celebrating Like A Bunch Of Neanderthals

Here’s something I’ve never really understood. Why is it when a team wins a championship, the first thing the fans do is run around the streets of their hometown overturning cars, putting rocks through windows and beating up Regenald Denny again and again? Does that make sense? Would it be smarter to destroy the OTHER team’s city instead? I mean, shouldn’t fans from Tampa fly over to Oakland and burn shit up? If THIS was the rule, don’t you think the teams would play with a little more intensity?

Actually, even better… the winning team’s fans get to beat up Bon Jovi. Did you see them after the Super Bowl? What the hell was that?!!! I honestly mooned the TV when that terrible, gut-wrenching band came on.

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