Monthly Archives: January 2003

Someone PLEASE Slap Me!

You can’t escape my voice! Don’t even try… So, it’s something like 15 degrees and perhaps something froze up during my walk to work this morning but now I have that horrible Kelly Clarkson song stuck in my head. But … Continue reading

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Nell Carter, Star of TV's "Gimme A Break", Dead

Remember “Gimme A Break”? I really kinda liked that show. The theme song, which she sang, is now stuck in my head. Help! She’s haunting me! Anyway, the Herald Tribune has an article about her passing at the young age … Continue reading

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Purple Porpoise — The Last Hurrah

I finally got around to posting the pictures I took from the last night of the Purple Porpoise. Click here and try not to weep too loudly…

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I Bring You "Whiplash" — The Rodeo Dog Riding Monkey

I have video proof. It’s so cute it hurts. It’s a little monkey dressed up like a cowboy, riding a dog around wee-little barrels. Ride ’em cowmonkey!

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Gator Basketball! Woooo!!!

Me and my sweet, sweet Albert.I love Gator basketball. Pure joy. I went to the game last night with my girlfriend and just enjoyed the heck out of it. Brought my camera and was allowed to walk around the arena … Continue reading

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Who Wants A Hug?

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Maximum Exposure — A Site Filled With Stupid People Doing Stupid Things

Maximum Exposure is one of those syndicated television shows that you can see late at night that’s desperately over the top trying to find an audience. It’s like “Real TV”, only it seems to feature complete dumbasses and their misadventures … Continue reading

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"FearDotCom" — Kiss Your $3.99 Rental Fee Goodbye

Stephen Dorff, one of the stars of “Feardotcom”, seen here firing his agent for signing him up for this piece of crap. I don’t actually want to write too much about this film for fear of wasting more of my … Continue reading

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Cyber "J. Lo" — Big Fan of Frogbrother.com!

Here is my real (fake) testimonial from Jennifer Lopez, star of film, music, perfume, clothing and most importantly, big asses.

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NBC's "Dateline" To Focus On Michael Jackson's Face

As terrifying as it may seem, the news magazine Dateline is planning on creating a special devoted to Michael Jackson and the changes his face has gone through over the years. I will DEFINITELY watch this.

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