Monthly Archives: March 2003

Garafalo Keeps Yapping.

Click here to read a funny article about Janeane Garafalo. (Don’t worry… it’s just a parody.)

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One Big Ass Explosion

Here’s a picture of an explosion. A big one. Somewhere in Iraq. BOOOOM!!

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"Peace Protestors" Throw Rocks At Female National Guard Member

Hmm… isn’t that nice? Some teenage Vermont scumbags decided to throw rocks and shout “baby killer” at a female National Guard member as she entered and exited a store. I’m sorry… was there some baby killing going on in the … Continue reading

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Canadian Senator Says "Screw The Americans" On Senate Floor, Offers Resignation, Cries Like Bitch

Click here to read about Laurier LaPierre, a liberal senator from Canada who shouted “screw the Americans” during a floor debate. Continue reading how he then denied it until he realized that there were audio tapes made. Finish up by … Continue reading

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Illinois — Land of Geniuses

The super smart people in Illinois have passed a law that makes it illegal to drive slow in the left hand passing lane! This law is SOOOO needed in Florida…

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Who Said That?!

London – A German man caught masturbating on a tram was ordered -over a loudspeaker – to stop what he’s doing. The man was first spotted by a 19-year-old woman sat a few rows behind him on the tram in … Continue reading

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The Pickle Slicer (as sent by Kevin)

Yossel Abromozitz worked in a pickle factory. Unfortunately, he had a very great and powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. This went on for years, and Yossel couldn’t stand it any more. So he decided to … Continue reading

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Cellular Phone Companies To Allow "Roaming Telephone Numbers"

Finally, the FCC has done something right. In November, the cell phone companies will be forced to create a system whereby a person can keep their same cell number regardless of whether or not they stay with the same phone … Continue reading

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I WISH This Was Permanent!

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Lieutenant Smash — A Blog From The Front Lines

Here’s a member of the military stationed in the Middle East with his first person perspective on the war. And it’s kinda funny.

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