Monthly Archives: April 2003

Bryant Wins! Frog Brother Is There!

“Rick, look out! I think that Frog guy is behind you.” Yes, I was there as you can clearly see from this picture taken by the Gainesville Sun. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s me. Congrats, Rick!

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10000 Hits!!!!

YEAH! I’ve crossed over the 10,000 hit threshold! Thank you for coming back and telling your friends! I feel pretty! I feel pretty! I feel pretty and witty and wiiiiiiiise!

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Hero At Large

I was watching the news the other day as I often do and saw a video of this kid dashing out of a burning building with a baby carrier in his hand. He handed the child to a paramedic, looked … Continue reading

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Vote!

Local elections are today. We will be voting for two at-large city commissioners… so make sure you get to the polls. By the way, I think you should vote for Rick Bryant.

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The Net Is Tops For Bizarre Behavior

Leave me alone, you freak. Originally, the net was intended as a conduit for information. Scholars and scientists were rubbing their hands in excitement. I wonder if sites such as these are what they expected. Here’s an excerpt: Two criminals … Continue reading

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Here's Proof That Baseball Sucks…

Here’s a prime example of why baseball needs an overhaul. This game between the Cardinals and the Marlins lasted 6 hours and 7 minutes due to no runs scored until the 20th overtime inning. I wonder if they had a … Continue reading

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F*** The French. No Vaseline. Don't read if you are overly sensitive…

This goes to the peaceniks and other asshats that specifically touted the virtues of France. Kiss my pale ass. The French were and are in it for themselves. Their motivation has always been financial. They had billions invested in Iraqi … Continue reading

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Scariest Job Post. Ever.

Click here to see a Hotjobs.com listing straight out of “GlenGary Glenn Ross”. And remember… coffee is only for closers!

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Hasselhoff Is The Antichrist!

Finally! There’s proof out there that David Hasselhoff is the son of Satan! Click here.

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Finally! A Portable Stripper Pole For The Home!

I hope my girlfriend is reading this! They now make a portable, temporary stripper pole for home use! Can you just IMAGINE how great this would be at your next party? I mean… have a wine and cheese party and … Continue reading

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