Monthly Archives: May 2003

…and he keeps getting stranger and stranger…

Michael Jackson loves Taco Bell. At least I think that’s him wearing the Spider-Man mask…

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What the…?! Michael's Hair vs. High Humidity?

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10 Bad Wedding Songs

MSN.com has a list of terrible songs to pick as the official “wedding” song and the reasons why. I would like to add a few more songs that will NEVER be played at my wedding: “Celebration” by Kool and the … Continue reading

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The Matrix Reloaded. Your Thoughts…

Get that man an Oscar! Ha ha ha ha…. I haven’t seen the movie but some people in the office have and I’ve heard lots of different viewpoints. Still not sure if I’m going to go jump into the deep … Continue reading

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Just For The Record…

This goes specifically to the guy in my office that jumped into my conversation to play devil’s advocate. My conversation was about how people should treat each other with more respect. Someone approached me to find out what I thought … Continue reading

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Finally! Relief For Guys With Big Old Boobies!

Coming soon to your local plastic surgeon! Men can now have the fat sucked out of their massive man-breasts! They’ve invented a new tool that “that gently moves through the fibrous tissue (which gets thicker and harder closer to the … Continue reading

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What The?!!

Guys (and girls if you want)… click here to check out two overly tanned freaks of nature. Both of these girls have what is called a “butter face”. Everything looks good but her face. Butter face. Get it? Ha ha … Continue reading

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Workouts Continue Despite Corpse Nearby

This is the picture I got on Google when I typed in “Senior Exercise”. What the hell?!! I was cruising the internet as I often do and came across this story regarding the heart attack death of a fitness club … Continue reading

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The Guestbook Is Great! Or Not!

“Hey single Christian ladies…” Some stranger called Megan D., who is probably some geeky dude, left a message on my guestbook pretending that he/she was just saying “hello” when he/she was in fact advertising “datechristiansingles.com”. I checked out the site … Continue reading

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Fabio — His Words In His Own Words.

“I want to smear buttery spread on you, beautiful lady…” I found these links online… and felt that the soothing words of Fabio should be heard by all: “When I have to leave my special woman, I always count the … Continue reading

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