I’m not even going to post the picture here. It’s not shocking enough to see it on my site. I want you to click here and check out the picture of the guy they have over at SmokingGun.com. I’m the same age as this dude and not on the worst minute of the worst hour of the worst day of my life, which includes the time I got a knife in my ass (which is another story for another time) have I ever looked this bad.
If you have actually met me and disagree with my previous statement, do me a favor and keep it to yourself.