Monthly Archives: July 2003

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For Those "Slow" Times At Work… An Online Nintento and Arcade Emulator!

Click here if you would like to turn your Internet Explorer into an arcade game! I’ve already played “Blades of Steel” on the NES emulator… lots of fun!

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Names To NEVER Call Your Children

reprinted by Netscape.com: Baby Names Parents Should Never Use The first gift you bestow on your hapless baby is his or her name. Be considerate. If you’re not, you could expose your kid to years of teasing from other children. … Continue reading

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I Have A Favor To Ask…

My brother’s band, Big Sky, is in a contest sponsored by Budweiser and VH1. If they get more votes than anyone else, they get an all-expense paid trip to Las Vegas to share the stage with the “Goo Goo Dolls” … Continue reading

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Technical Difficulties…

So… we’ve been down for a couple of days… domain issues. Sorry ’bout that.

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Curator of "World's Largest Child Porn" Museum Dies In Custody

This guy’s a child molester?! I’m shocked — SHOCKED!!! Check out the puss on this guy! Could he look more crotchety? The expression reads “Ew… what’s that smell? Oh… it’s me.” Anyway, this perverted bastard had half a million images … Continue reading

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Tomb Raider Movie Already A Blockbuster!

Question and Answer, Featuring Frogbrother Q: Did you see the first movie?A: Yes. Q: Didn’t you know it was going to be terrible?A: Yes. Q: Didn’t you feel intellectually insulted by the terrible dialog?A: You’re kidding, right? I don’t recall … Continue reading

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I'm In Rolling Stone Magazine! As an uncredited photographer…

I don’t have a legitimate reason for this picture… so sue me! Check out the latest edition of Rolling Stone… the one with uber-goddess Angelina Jolie on the cover. Inside is a huge Budweiser ad for the “True Live Music” … Continue reading

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LAPD Discovers Deformed Olsen Triplet

This is Ethel. The cute one. The Onion has done it again. I won’t ruin it for you… just click here to read about the newly discovered “other” Olsen twin…er…triplet.

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More from Don Ricardo Garcia!

I was checking some of the comment pages and noticed that Don Ricardo Garcia left me another message… for me AND for my readers! Forgive me for the mispelling; I meant to say my nephew David is an accomplished musician. … Continue reading

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