Monthly Archives: August 2003

More GIGLI Fun!

From IMDB.COM: “I Survived Gigli” Boston Bash Planned Much-maligned Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez movie Gigli is getting a new lease of life – from a radio station offering prizes to cinema-goers who manage to sit through it. Boston, America, … Continue reading

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Bubba Ho-Tep… Stop Me If You've Heard About This!

Bruce Campbell is “The King” This movie WILL be amazing! I can’t do the description justice, so here’s a write-up from RottenTomatoes.com: Based on the Bram Stoker Award nominee short story by acclaimed author Joe R. Lansdale, Bubba Ho-tep tells … Continue reading

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Mall-servations

I was at the mall yesterday looking for some sort of messenger bag. The backpack I’m using now is several years old and it’s beginning to look like a hobo’s accessory. Anyway, as I was leaving, I saw two rediculous … Continue reading

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Christopher Walken as Willy Wonka?

Perfect! I heard an internet rumor that they were considering Christopher Walken for the part of “Willy Wonka”. So cool. Especially when I heard that they were originally considering Will Smith.

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Vote "Terry Tate" for Governor! (Sent to me via email!)

Terry Announces Candidacy In California Recall Election As the league leading Office Linebacker for four years running, “Terrible” Terry Tate possesses the vision, the experience, and the unique ability “to bring the pain up in this humpy-bumpy” that California so … Continue reading

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Gregory Hines – Dancing Legend Dead at 57

Sad day. Gregory Hines, actor and dancer, passed away from cancer in Los Angeles on Saturday. This guy was cool. Honestly. If you haven’t seen “White Nights” or “Tap!”, do yourself a favor and rent those two. Especially “Tap!”, because … Continue reading

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From The "What The F***" File… More Gray Davis News

On BayArea.com, they are reporting on Governor Davis. Apparently, not only can they guy not control an out-of-control California, he can’t even manage to keep his driver from speeding. Clocked doing 94 on “Blood Alley”, the same stretch of road … Continue reading

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Best Election Slogan. Ever.

Come up with some of your own…

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Incredible Journey II — Super Sheepdog

Here’s a story from the BBC. It documents how a sheepdog discovered a man’s message in a bottle who was needing rescue. The dog responded… click here for the full story. Woof!

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Madonna, She's Sooo Foxy!

Even when Madonna breaks wind, as in this picture, her farts have a fake british accent. I just think Madonna’s obnoxious and awful and here’s a picture of her that looks terrible, just because I care. I believe she trying … Continue reading

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