Monthly Archives: September 2003

Broccoli Can Prevent Herpes!

I know what you’re thinking. Yes, you have to EAT the broccoli for it to work. Click here for the full scoup.

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Singer Robert Palmer dies at 54

On CNN.com, it was reported that singer Robert Palmer died of a heart attack at the ripe old age of 54. Remember him? “Addicted To Love”? “Simply Irresistable”? Had all those hot women in his video with blank expressions dancing … Continue reading

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Mapplethorpe Photos Of Nude Arnold Surface

On the DRUDGE REPORT, it has surfaced that controversial photographer Robert Mapplethorpe, or rather his estate, might be releasing nude pictures taken of Arnold Schwarzenegger during his leaner, buffer days. My though? Who cares? He’s was a physical specimen back … Continue reading

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Man Arrested For Selling "Sum Poosie" Near Stadium

This story on WCJB.com refers to an RV that my girlfriend and I noticed as we were driving to the game. It had scantially clad women airbrushed on the side and the words “Sum Poosie Energy Drink” written in bold … Continue reading

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Spurrier on Zook

“I think the University of Florida made a great choice with Ron Zook as its head coach. He has big goals, big dreams and he’s going to be fine if he continues with his attention to the defense and lets … Continue reading

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Florida Alligator Reports: "Tow truck driver faces daily harassment from locals"

According to the Independent Florida Alligator, tow truck drivers in Gainesville are constantly being verbally attacked by locals. The article goes on to report how they are just doing their job and the students are not taking responsibility for their … Continue reading

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This Picture Says It All…

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TODAY is "International Talk Like A Pirate" Day!

Ahoy, matey! This is Black Tom Bonney! Hoist ye main sail and get yer scurvy boots on over to talklikeapirate.com so you can talk like a real pirate. Because today be the day to arm yeself with knowledge to sail … Continue reading

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Jokes: Some Good, Some Bad…

Here’s some yuk-yuks for ya… not my material, I assure you. 1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. … Continue reading

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Ben and J.Lo Split Up! Or Don't! And I'm Officially The Last To Report This!

Why are we so interested in these nitwits? Honestly… I can’t explain it. Separately, they aren’t that interesting. The only two good things J.Lo has ever done is the movie “Out Of Sight” and dancing as a “Fly Girl”. The … Continue reading

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