Monthly Archives: October 2003

Sam's Club – YOUR Place For Bling Bling!

The last time I went to Sam’s Club, I think I bought a bag of frozen “pot stickers” and a three pound bag of fresh baby spinach. Little did I realize that I could purchase ICE there! 24 Carats, baby! … Continue reading

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Zombie Infection Simulation

Don’t let the bored expression fool you, this Zombie wants to eat your face off. As you well know, zombie season is apon us. This is the time of year when the undead clumsily drag themselves into our cities and … Continue reading

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Actor Sizemore Gets Six Months for Domestic Violence

What are you looking at, tiny defenseless woman? Part-time actor and full time jackass Tom Sizemore was sentenced to six months in jail for domestic violence, making criminal threats and harassment. Sizemore, 41, who starred in “Kill Bill” and “Saving … Continue reading

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All people over 25 should be dead.

This comes from one of those chain email things that I normally hate but this one’s not bad: To the survivors: According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, or 70’s … Continue reading

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Protestors of "Ghettopoly" Are &$#$ing Hypocrits!

I read on CNN.COM today that some black clergy are boycotting a game called “Ghettopoly” which is loosly based on the game Monopoly, except it takes on the look and feel of an urban ghetto. The interesting thing is that … Continue reading

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Another Genius Ron Zook Quote

“[Defensive coordinator Charlie Strong] is worried about one thing right now, and that’s recruiting and Georgia.” – Ron Zook, UF Football Coach

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Liza and David – The Fight of the Century

This website is worth checking out. David Gest, estranged husband of Liza Minnelli, has filed a $10 million lawsuit against his former wife seeking remuneration for physical disabilities he has sustained during several drunken beating sessions during their 16 month … Continue reading

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Simpson Visits Chicken of the Sea

Jessica Simpson, the blonde bombshell/ditz on the MTV show “Newlyweds” was invited to tour the “Chicken of the Sea” facility after her now infamous episode where she claimed to not know that the food she was eating was in fact … Continue reading

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Funny Sticker On Campus

Saw this sticker on the way to work and thought it was pretty damn funny.

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David Blaine Going Nutsy After Month of Starvation. Frogbrother Concerned While Eating 2 Piece Snack From K.F.C.

Odd street magician David Blaine is in England. His vacation is a little different than mine would be. Instead of checking out the sites, he has decided to suspend himself in a clear box and consume nothing but water for … Continue reading

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