Monthly Archives: October 2003

Ohio State Linebacker Suspended For Choking Quarterback

This is welcome news. My girlfriend and I were watching this game and were shocked to see a linebacker from Ohio State picking himself up off of the pile by posting on the quarterback’s neck. After that, he drove his … Continue reading

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Arnold's Cabinet Selections

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Gray Davis – Top Ten Pieces of Advice for Arnold

The Letterman Show decided to offer ousted California governor Gray Davis a humorous outlet for his frustration on Friday by writing a Top Ten list for him to recite. Pieces of Advice Gray Davis Has for Arnold Schwarzenegger 10. Governor, … Continue reading

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Casino Owner Gives Details On Roy's Brush With Death

For those interested in the Sigfried and Roy saga, I found this account to be the most detailed and reasonable. Based on the descriptions I had read previous to this, it sounded as if the cat was merely trying to … Continue reading

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Zook For Sale – On Ebay!

Ebay has a “hack of a football coach” for sale. So far, the highest bid is $27.25 by “clemsonathleticdirector”. Get your bids in soon!

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Arnold's Plan For California

I especially like the beach town of “Bowflex”. Click here to see how some people on FARK.com think Arnold’s first days in office will look like.

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Meet Your New Governor!

He can’t possibly be worse than Davis. Not possible. I have to commend Gov. Davis on his concession speech last night as it was very mature and appropriate. A lot different from the attack campaigns against Arnold in recent days.

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Probe Into 900 People Orgy

This is one of the most disgusting headlines I’ve seen in a while. Do you really want to probe a 900 person orgy? And now that you know where that probe has been, don’t you want to get rid of … Continue reading

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Interesting…. Carthon Calls "Players Only" Meeting

I TOTALLY read this article on ESPN.com and missed it. Check out this paragraph. “We’re embarrassed,” said tailback Ran Carthon, who called a player’s-only meeting for Monday. “We’re 3-3, and no one knows what that feels like around here.” I … Continue reading

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Political Dirty Tricks By The L.A. Times? No WAY?!!

Jill Stewart of the L.A. Daily News has written a fascinating report on the hypocracy of the Los Angeles Times regarding coverage of Arnold Schwarzenegger and the allegations of sexual misconduct. Apparently, Gray Davis has a confirmed history of abusing … Continue reading

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