Don’t let the bored expression fool you, this Zombie wants to eat your face off.
As you well know, zombie season is apon us. This is the time of year when the undead clumsily drag themselves into our cities and prey on the living. As a public service, I have responded by offering two links as education. The first is a book that teaches about all things “zombie”, from the history of the zombie to the best ways of defending against a zombie attack. The Zombie Survival Guide is written by Max Brooks and is an indespensible guide for you and your zombie-addled family. Also, the page created by Kevan Davis features a Zombie Infection Simulation which will give you a good idea of how the infection is spread and how much time you have left. Godspeed!