Monthly Archives: November 2003

FSU Beats Florida, Thanks To Sh*tty Officials

ESPN.com can’t even avoid mentioning it in their report of the game. The Seminoles won, but they shouldn’t feel good about it. The referees are responsible for handing the game over to FSU. From start to finish. Momentum means everything … Continue reading

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The Definition of Irony

This story involves a man who was watching the movie “Death Wish” when all of a sudden, his house was broken into…

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Happy Thanksgiving!

…and happy birthday to my friend “SuperDracula”, aka GregNews, aka Bitter ‘G’. Let’s make sure to give thanks to everything that’s truly important, such as the fact that the Gator basketball season has started.

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Air Canada Service Staff Get Burger-Coupon Bonus

This story from Yahoo! News reminds me of the time that I worked in retail. I was in the computer department of a B. Dalton Bookstore and it was around Christmas time. The store was buzzing because we had heard … Continue reading

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Glen Campbell Does Best Satan Face

Alright, already. My brother was shaming me for not putting this mugshot of the recently arrested Campbell. Here’s an even closer look at his face. Closer… If you want to read about his arrest, click here.

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Muhammad Jurors Recommend Death

Death penalty? So I can’t play in a bowl game? …and I agree. This scumbag kept a nation in terror for weeks. He, as one part of the murderous duo, killed several people and most definitely should have to stare … Continue reading

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Killer Blaze In Moscow Dorm Where I Used To Live

I was browsing the news this morning when I noticed this report on CNN.com featuring a story about a dormitory blaze in Moscow that left 32 dead and a hundred people injured. Reading further, I discovered that the dorm was … Continue reading

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Top 10 Worst Pick-Up Lines

On MSN.com, some chick listed the top ten worst lines used to pick people up. And they’re terrible. But for some reason, they work. I know because once – ONCE – I tried one of these hokey ass lines and … Continue reading

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Michael Jackson's Mug Shot or "What The HELL is That?"

The Smoking Gun has a picture of the “King of Poppin’ Kids” on its website. Check out these stats… Age: 45 Height: 5′ 11″ Weight: 120!!! And the most shocking statistic of all… Race: Black

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Jackson Now In Police Custody

AP has reported that Michael Jackson is now in the Santa Barbara jail to face child molestation charges. Bail was set at $3 million dollars, which means that he’ll likely only be in custody for an hour. I guess they … Continue reading

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