Monthly Archives: November 2003

Bucs Fans Breathe Collective Sigh As Door Hits Keshawn's Ass While He Leaves…

ESPN.com is reporting that Keyshawn Johnson, the kinetic-jawed WR for the Tampa Bay Bucs, has been deactivated. Which officially confirmed my suspiscion that he was world’s most annoying football-playing robot. (bad joke) Seriously, though, it’s refreshing to FINALLY see a … Continue reading

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Arrest Warrant Issued For Jackson For (Gasp!) Child Molestation

From the “What took them so long” department, Michael Jackson, the king of pop will soon be declared “King of Cell Block G”. Santa Barbara County Sheriff Officials have issued an arrest warrant to Jackson based on allegations of molestation … Continue reading

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Thriller at Neverland Ranch

Associated Press is reporting that police armed with search warrants “swarmed” Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch on Tuesday. Rationale behind the search was not disclosed but some contend that it might have a connection with his former personal investigator, Anthony Pellicano. … Continue reading

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Even Wondered About Your Eyebrows?

What the hell are eyebrows for? I figured it was the only true way to know if a surprise party was a success. This article will answer all your questions.

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Ralph Wiggam Quotes

I challenge you to read these Ralph Wiggam quotes and not laugh!

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Bubba Ho-Tep – A Bad Review of a Great Movie

I finally got the opportunity to see “Bubba Ho-Tep” in the theater and since I’ve been harping on it for so long it only seemed fair that I review it for you. I won’t go the usual movie critic route … Continue reading

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Britney…

… for the love of Pete… PLEASE stop that. Girl, you got one UGLY cry-face!

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Bubba Ho-Tep is HERE! (And Tampa…)

Ok, people… I sent a gazillion emails to get this movie here in Florida so if you’re within driving distance of Gainesville or Tampa, get on over to the theater and check this movie out. It’s got Elvis fighting the … Continue reading

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Portsmouth Store Owner Takes On Three Would-be Robbers

You gotta check out this news report. Although it’s extremely dangerous to take on a would-be robber, I commend this guy’s brass nads. Three guys rob his store at gunpoint, they leave, he chased after them, takes their gun, pistol-whips … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday!

Today, for another 15 or so minutes, it’s my sister’s birthday. Leave her some birthday wishes, will ya? Thanks…

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