Monthly Archives: February 2004

Economy Grows By 4.1 Percent — Bush's Face Hurts From Smiling

It’s a big “uh oh” for Dems. The economic growth has surpassed projections by analysists and has hit 4.1 percent. Unfortunately, unemployment is still high enough that Democrats can make note in their quest for the White House – 2.2 … Continue reading

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Bring On The Jokes!

Here’s one from a co-worker, via email: There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one … Continue reading

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Black Thursday – Howard Stern Suspended

Thanks to the Janet Jackson’s “boob viewed ’round the world”, the tightening of obscenity rules has claimed the “King of All Media”, Howard Stern. Unacceptable. This guy has not changed his show format for years and these weasels picked TODAY … Continue reading

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What The Hell Are Those Things In The Quiznos Ads?

Finally, Slate.com has gotten to the bottom of those terrifying, yet strangely intriguing squirrel-monsters on the Quiznos television ads.

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Cubs "Cursed Ball" To Be Destoyed By Fire!

An Oscar-winning demolitions expert has been called in as part of a “curse lifting” celebration involving music, comedy and the ultimate destruction of the actual foul ball from Game 6 of the National League Championship game. More…

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A Guy's Worst Nightmare

Ladies, if you can get a guy to propose to you, thereby proclaiming that he’ll never be with anyone else for the rest of his life — well, that’s a pretty big deal in the world of guys. Now, let’s … Continue reading

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No Dane, No Pain

Normally, the Gainesville Sun is no more than a bird cage liner with writing, but this headline really made me smile. “No Dane, No Pain”, referencing the Gator Basketball victory this weekend against the Ole’ Miss Rebels, despite losing a … Continue reading

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Finally! A Retirement Plan That I Can Understand!

President Bush has proposed a series of plans that revamp and improve the current retirement and savings plans, such as the Roth IRA, the 401(k) and 529 plans. Instead of all these wieldy, awkward and often contradictory rules, he proposes … Continue reading

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People I'd Like To Thank

Sometimes we take it for granted that people have devoted large portions of their lives to provide goods and services for us. I’d like to thank them here. This list will be repeated during my Oscar acceptance speech. I’d like … Continue reading

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Drejer's Departure — Insensitive and Immature

I was reading the Florida Alligator this morning and read an article about Christian Drejer’s departure and the comments from teammates. Here’s one from David Lee. Get out your hanky… it’s pretty sad. “It’s a strange deal,” junior forward David … Continue reading

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