Monthly Archives: March 2004

Homeliest Lineup Ever

Hundreds lined up at a Virginia mall hoping to get on the ABC television show, Extreme Makeover, where jacked up looking people get a bunch of plastic surgery and better clothes. Sweet lord, that’s a whole lota ugly. Click here

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

The Adventures of Seinfeld & Superman

I’m not making this up, I swear. Imagine if George Castanza was replaced with the “Man of Steel”. Yeah… I know… just watch the movie, ok?

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

I'm The Rick James Soundboard, Bitch!

Collegeslackers.com has jumped on the Chappelle Show bandwagon! Check out this page that offers up all the classic quotes from the infamous Rick James skit.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Why I Think My Cat Is On Acid – From "Craigslist.com"

Craig’s List is a great website for sarcastic people that love to spread their gift. This guy decided to write about his cat and those of you who have a cat of your own will relate. Enjoy!

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Innocent Prank Treated As Crime

At the University of Central Florida, a student was found wrapped in plastic, tied to a tree and covered in food. Was the kid angry? No. Did he agree to this as part of a fraternity ritual? Yes. Are people … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Honoring Bob Zangas

Bob Zangas, a civilian who was recently killed in Iraq, represents everything that’s good about the war. If you read nothing else on my sad little site, click here and learn about this great guy.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Man Insults Richard Simmons, Gets Pimp-Slapped

Which one of you muthaf*ckers is next?!! Richard Simmons, weight loss guru, don’t take no sh*t. So don’t make fun of him, or he’ll put you in your place with a quick SMACK to the face! Click here.

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Heros Among Us

In Kissimmee, Florida, all Alan Burns wanted to do was sit by the resort pool and read his book. What he ended up doing was more like an action film… he caught a 2 year old child that fell off … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Cut It Out!

You “Adkins Diet” people are really starting to annoy me. I went to Ruby Tuesday’s last night with the girlfriend and half the menu was labeled “Carb Buster!” in cartoony script. You can’t even shop in a grocery store without … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

W.Va. governor angry over Abercrombie T-shirt

You’ll LOVE our new shirts! Last year, we made fun of Asians… now, it’s people from West Virginia… those cousin-lovin’ freaks! Word has it that when the Governor of West Virginia heard about this, he flew into a rage, destroying … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment