Monthly Archives: March 2004

Young Man Marries Own Grandmother

There’s nothing I can add to this article that can make it any odder. An Indian guy decided to marry his grandma. Ain’t love grand? Click here.

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Stern Claims Oprah Just As Bawdy!

I guess it’s all about context… the same words spoken by Oprah are gospel while Howard Stern is admonished for the same thing. On his latest show, Stern claims that the FCC is fining him for sexually explicit banter while … Continue reading

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Pee Wee's Playhouse — Off Limits To Kids

It’s official. Paul Reubens, aka Pee Wee Herman, has been sentenced to three years probation for possession of obscene material. Apparently, that material included child pornography, which Reubens contends was part of his art collection. Click here… there be no … Continue reading

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Crab Promotion Destroys Red Lobster Profit Margin

… my girlfriend was unavailable for comment. (She can damn sure eat some crab legs!) Click here.

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Kerry Makes Whistle-Stop Tour From Deck Of Yacht

Very VERY tongue-in-cheek article by The Onion. Ha ha ha…

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Karmazin Sticks Up For Stern

Nice! Finally, someone in power is standing up to the FCC! Mel Karmazin, head of Infinity Broadcasting and the main network of stations that broadcasts Howard Stern, has stated that the arbitrary guidelines set by the FCC are not applicable … Continue reading

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104 Cats Allegedly Seized From East-Side Home

I don’t know why I like these stories so much, but I do. WRTV in Indiana is reporting that Animal Control investigators discovered a house containing 104 free-roaming cats. Here’s a quote: “(We found) feces with mold on it. It’s … Continue reading

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Whitney Houston Enters Rehab

You mean that emaciated, scrawny frame isn’t from diet and exercise? I’m very surprised that she’s addicted to drugs with such a positive influence as Bobby Brown in her life! Click here.

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Another Typical Bull**** Headline

The headline reads: “Woman Gets Criminal Record for Petting Dog“. Typical bleeding heart headline. The truth was that she got a criminal record for trespassing on private property. All she had to do was talk to the property owner but … Continue reading

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What Do You Get…

…when you cross a Home Shopping-type channel, some razor sharp but poorly manufactured katana blades, and an overly eager host? Well, gentle reader, you get this video. Don’t worry… it’s not gruesome… just a little funny to those as twisted … Continue reading

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