Monthly Archives: April 2004

When I Cut Myself Shaving, Do I Not Bleed?

Sorry about waxing poetic this morning. I’m sitting here at my desk with a stupid bandage on my chin. I had a meeting this morning with the University Webmaster and for some reason a spot on my chin started bleeding … Continue reading

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Do You Throw Rice At A Klingon Wedding?

Set your phasers to “dork”! Here is an online wedding album like no other… Star Trek fans dressed as bumpy-headed Klingons and getting married. Wow. I mean… really…. wow. I’m a big Star Trek fan (and admittedly have been to … Continue reading

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If You Happen To See This Woman…

… shun her. She is a snobby, conceited, disloyal creep of a woman. She lacks credibility. She torpedoed a guy on the show “The Apprentice” after creating ALL the problems that eventually lost him the game. And now, it’s rumored … Continue reading

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Filmmaker Loses 5 Pounds In 2 Weeks — Eating Only McDonalds Food!

Filmmaker Soso Whaley is on a mission. She decided that all this hype surrounding the movie “Super Size Me”, a documentary about a guy that almost had liver failure from eating solely at McDonalds, put too much blame on the … Continue reading

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Intruder Beaten With Almost Everything, Kitchen Sink Unavailable For Comment

This guy had to be high. He broke into a home and the homeowner decided to fight back… and fight back he did. He used two golf clubs, a barbell and a fireplace poker. Click here to see a great … Continue reading

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Man Bets All On One Roulette Spin…

I read about this guy last week… fascinating stuff. He’s a British thirtysomething that decided that to risk it all — literally. He sold every single possession and came up with $135,300 which he would put on one spin of … Continue reading

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Guinness Beer Protects Against Heart Attacks, Make Me More Attractive

Mmmm… vitamins… Guinness, the thickest beer I’ve ever tasted, has been shown by the Courier Press, to contain antioxidants and has the medicinal properties to combat impotence, blindness and heart attacks. It also gives me super bravery and the ability … Continue reading

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When Sea World Animals Attack

Put down that camera or I’ll break yer dick! The Dartmouth Online has a really funny article about a crazed otter that decided to attack members of the Crew team. Great quote: “I don’t think I’ve ever rowed harder in … Continue reading

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Ready To Feel Old As Sh*t?

I don’t remember her being blue on the show… hmm… Keshia Knight Pulliam, who played “Rudy” on TV’s Cosby Show…. ready for this… she’s 25 today! Yeah… I know. Suddenly, my lower back is friggin’ KILLING me!

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