Jewel – Plays Casino, Does Perfect Don Rickles Impression

Snaggle-toothed singer Jewel played a casino in the northeast recently and subsequently lost her mind. Reportedly, she “told everyone to stop looking at her teeth and look at her breasts.” She also referenced Zoloft and Paxil, two anxiety medications. Here are some other eyewitness quotes:
“She said she saw a better audience at a barroom brawl and that all drinkers and smokers were sinners.”
Dion said Jewel stopped in the middle of her trademark song, “Who will save your soul,” because everyone was singing along. “She said, ‘I would have never guessed you all know the words.’ I don’t know if she was kidding or what.”

I’m very sorry I missed this one!

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