Monthly Archives: May 2004

Brutally Honest Personals – Hilarious!

Brutally Honest Personals by Esquire Magazine is just that. Take a look and see what I mean. There are admitted gold diggers, guys that watch the Transformers movie and others who are hopelessly broke. Fun!

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Super Heros Among Us

You think super heroes aren’t real? Perhaps you should ask the people of Glendale, Arizona. Their local paper is reporting a story about four firefighters who, in the midst of trying to save a child trapped underneath a car, decided … Continue reading

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Another Reason To Hate Baseball – Foul Ball Nearly Kills Kid!

My face hurts. Thanks, Philadelphia Phillies! Apparently, those greedy bastard baseball players have nothing better to do than to hit foul balls at unsuspecting children. MONSTERS?! Click here.

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The Birds II – The Ninja Domination

This morning, as I was on my cell phone and walking to work, I heard a loud SQUAAAAK and felt a sharp thud on the back of my head. I swung around to see a bird flying off, perhaps preparing … Continue reading

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So THAT'S How You Make A Baby?

A German couple went to a fertility clinic to find out why they couldn’t have a baby. After several tests, it was determined that they were both fertile and should have no trouble conceiving. After the doctor asked them how … Continue reading

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Offensive Site, Anyone?

Click here and then shake your fist in the general direction of the web.

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Story So Horrible, I Had To Share…

Boy, 6, fondled in Bronx store May 13, 2004, 10:34 PM EDT A homeless man registered as a level-three sex offender was arrested in a Bronx Rite-Aid yesterday after he grabbed a 6-year-old boy and fondled him, police said. Virerio … Continue reading

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Once Apon A Time in Mexico

He shouldn’t have called me “Padre”. I hate that. I’m damn sure this is the plotline for a western I saw starring Clint Eastwood. In Mexico, a priest and the mayor of a small town became intoxicated and began beating … Continue reading

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Pole Dancing – The Next Fitness Craze, I Hope!

Add a pole at Bally’s and I might have to sign up… to watch. Those wacky, fun loving Aussies are at it again. From the people that brought you Yahoo Serious and Men at Work comes “pole dancing”. It’s not … Continue reading

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My Guestbook…

As you’ve noticed, I changed the design of the blog… here’s the link to my guestbook for the time being, at least until I add the link onto the site. Click here.

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