Monthly Archives: June 2004

For Your Pleasure – Carmen Electra Kisses Paris Hilton

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Middle School Instructs The "Three R's" – Readin', Writin' and Rimmers

Admit it. This story has you confused. If this was some 24 year old guy, you’d be outraged. But it’s a hot young blond and your thinking, damn! That kid must be a stud or something! Take a look at … Continue reading

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Actual Headline – "Man Shot in Face, Spits Out Bullet"

You have to read this story. It’s short, sweet and to the point. Man gets shot in face, spits out bullet. Soon after, he turns green, grows to eight feet in size and smashes a row of cars. Or not.

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Mary-Kate Olsen In Rehab?!!!

You gotta be kidding me. The PR machine must be en fuego at this point. The Star Magazine is reporting that Mary-Kate, one half of Olsen Twin Industries, is battling both anorexia AND cocaine addiction. Look for their follow up … Continue reading

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Judge Puts "Gag Order" On Penis

I’ve seen and read a lot of odd things over the years of doing this blog, but this is definitely one of the strangest stories I’ve seen. An Oklahoma county judge is being recommended for removal due to some unsavory … Continue reading

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Putting Torture In Perspective

Here’s a great post from GregNews (which you should be reading everyday) comparing the US policies in Iraq towards prisoners (re: Abu Gharib) versus Saddam Hussein’s policy. WANTED: CONTEXT What is torture? It’s different things to different people. But, one … Continue reading

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Apparently, The Whiskey IS Working!

Stuart, 45, seen flying overhead, looking for beer. Country singer Marty Stuart, 45, was charged with driving under the influence on Wednesday. Ironically, his biggest hit is a song called “The Whiskey Ain’t Working”.

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Super-Friendly Dog Saves Many From Potential Gunman

In Toronto, a man armed with several firearms and 6,000 rounds of ammunition had plans to shoot up a square block. His scheme was thwarted by a friendly dog that approached him and started playing with him. According to police, … Continue reading

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Add "Buerger's Disease" As Another Reason To Quit Smoking

Buerger’s Disease is a rare condition whereby the is an inflamation of the interior of the blood vessels, which eventually cuts off blood flow to the extremities. Eventually, the extremities die off and inevitably lead to amputation. So, next time … Continue reading

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Unfairenheit 9/11 – Slate Writer Disects Michael Moore

Christopher Hitchens is one harsh critic. Just a couple of weeks ago, I was cringing at his critique of President Ronald Reagan. Fortunately, he’s honed his intellect at a chubbier, sweatier adversary, Michael Moore. If you’ve never seen someone pulled … Continue reading

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