Monthly Archives: June 2004

Khan and Spears – Kinfolk?

Thanks, AmericanIdle.net!

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Toll Booth Complaint Goodness!

Smoking Gun.com has collected a bunch of complaint letters submitted by Massachusetts toll booth patrons. Some include “jerking off gestures”. Nice.

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Despicable!

I know this blog is supposed to be laughy, jokey fun but I’m too outraged at this particular second. Paul Johnson, the contractor kidnapped by al Qaida was beheaded merely because he was an American. Now, understand that this behavior … Continue reading

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Iraq War A Good Thing?

“After Sept. 11, 2001, and before the start of the military operation in Iraq, the Russian special services, the intelligence service, received information that officials from Saddam’s regime were preparing terrorist attacks in the United States and outside it against … Continue reading

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Joke of the Day – Talking Dog

One day down in Jackson, Alabama, a guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.” He rings the bell and the owner, Bubba, tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into … Continue reading

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63 Visitors Yesterday?

I checked my logs from the past couple of days and it seems I had a big jump in hits yesterday. 63 visitors, to be exact! Do I have newcomers? Leave a comment if you’re new. Matter of fact, leave … Continue reading

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Those Sexual Assault Conference Goers Sure Can Party!

In Concord, New Hampshire, attorney general Peter Heed was forced to resign after several complaints of grabbing women by the back of the neck, dragging them onto the dance floor and groping them.” The dance was a social event scheduled … Continue reading

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Drunk Blind Man Drives Golf Cart Through Town. Buckle Up For Safety!

The Wilmington Star has a fascinating story about a drunk blind guy who drove through Peachtree City with his seeing eye dog and a enhibriated buddy as a copilot. Stevie Wonder was unavailable for comment.

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Hey Atkins Dieter! Your Breath Stinks!

What’s up, yuckmouth? This just in! The low-carb diet will make you skinny and stinky, according to doctors. Just another reason to take on this wacked-out lifestyle…

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Happy Birthday, Mary Kate and Ashley!

It’s official… the twins are now 18 years old. Look for Playboy to offer them millions to pose in the coming days.

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