Monthly Archives: September 2004

Instead of being one of those people that complains about Fahrenheit 9/11 without having seen it, I managed to figure out a way to view it without financially supporting it. I already knew Moore’s angle and decided that I didn’t … Continue reading →

…like this collection of “Will You Marry Me” cards from dgreetings. How can you miss? They’re free, chock full of animation, and look absolutely dreadful. How could she possibly say no!

In a story that shocked the world of entertainment, Dolly Parton has stated that she will go under the knife and have her world famous boobies reduced due to years of excruciating back pain. Parton plans on saving the implants … Continue reading →

Courtesy of Late Night w/David Letterman: 10. Stick to stories everyone can agree on, like cookies are delicious. 9. Move nightly “happy hour” to after the broadcast. 8. Stop hiring guys with crazy names like “Morley.” 7. Can’t figure out … Continue reading →

Here are some Haiku’s from reader GregNews, Cynical J, and myself regarding this past weekend’s game against Tennessee. You know, the game where the referees gave us all a big “aw shucks” and admitted that they totally screwed up the … Continue reading →

Here’s the quote: “If you don’t believe … Saddam Hussein is a threat with nuclear weapons, then you shouldn’t vote for me.” Yep, you guessed it… it was John Kerry, during the primaries.

Minnesota has something new to be proud of. One of its citizens has broken the record for the fastest speeding ticket: 205 mph. It was on a long stretch of road (of course) and on a Honda 1000 motorcycle. No … Continue reading →

Last night, I fought past the throngs of geeks, nerds and dweebs to pick up a copy of the original Star Wars Trilogy DVD collection. I was hesitant to pick up a copy (but obviously not too hesitant since I … Continue reading →