Tragic! Dolly Parton Getting Breast Reduction

In a story that shocked the world of entertainment, Dolly Parton has stated that she will go under the knife and have her world famous boobies reduced due to years of excruciating back pain. Parton plans on saving the implants as floats on a new Dollywood ride. Film at eleven.

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