Monthly Archives: October 2004

Picture Says It All…

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Ultimate Fighter 1, Robber 0

Here’s a heart-warming story about a man who attempts to rob a restaurant and is confronted by a master of Pankration, “a combination of kickboxing, judo, wresting and martial arts — in which the goal is to render the opponent … Continue reading

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"I Hear You Guys Need A Coach…"

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Long Eyelash Ticket To Law School, Says Local Dumbass

Ew… just ew. We’ve got a live one here. NBC News5.com has a story about a girl with an unusual growth. Don’t panic… it’s just an eyelash. An eyelash that is three inches long. The article claims that she has … Continue reading

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Curious Statement from O'Reilly Accuser

Suing for sexual harassment is bitchin’, dude! “I feel badly for his family,” Mackris said. “But I do not feel guilty. How is it my fault, what has happened here? I could have stood naked in front of him and … Continue reading

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Kerry Blasts Cheney For Getting Flu Shot

The campaign season has officially gone retarded. The Kerry camp has criticized Vice President Cheney for getting a flu shot during this unusual season of limited supply. The argument is ridiculous on its face as Cheney, an old guy with … Continue reading

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Kneel Before Zod… Again!

According to the “internets”, the casting for Superman is done. More importantly, when questioned about what the new movie will be about, it was hinted that there will be a part devoted to General Zod, played by Terence Stamp, which … Continue reading

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Tonight on the "Factor"…

…first we’ll dim the lights, I’ll put on some of that Ludicris music I pretend to hate… then we’ll get in the hot tub and I’ll *bleep* you right in the *bleep*. Holy moley! If you haven’t heard, Bill O’Reilly, … Continue reading

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Nationwide Rash of Attacks on Republican HQ's

Kudos to Michelle Malkin for mentioning the scores of random attacks occuring across the nation. In her latest blog entry, she mentions a new group of folks that have threatened, intimidated and stolen from Republican HQ volunteers and staff. She … Continue reading

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