Monthly Archives: December 2004

Merry Christmas!

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Happy Festivus!

As you know, today is Festivus, the greatest of holidays where we all sit around the pole and either air our grievances or simply wrestle. Many of you might think that this holiday was created in 1997 on the television … Continue reading

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Brandon Bird: Artistic Genius or Lunatic?

I just happened apon this site and man! You gotta see some of the wacky paintings that he’s created. One of my favorites is one of a burly-chested Abraham Lincoln fighting in a cage match. Or the one with Rod … Continue reading

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UPS Also Delivers Irony (For No Extra Charge)

A UPS driver was on his way to deliver packages when he was involved in an accident on the highway which destroyed his truck and was rushed to a local hospital. He sustained a head injury during the accident and … Continue reading

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Exclusive! Audio From Saddam and His Attorney

You heard it here first. I hope. Here’s a recording of Saddam Hussein and his first face to face meeting with his attorney. I have to admit, the guy sounds pretty tough.

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What's More Embarassing Than The "Chevy Chase Show"?

Have you seen my funny bone? Well, it’s Chevy Chase when he DOESN’T have a show to destroy. What the hell happened to him anyway? They guy was the funniest in the 80’s and then he just lost his ability … Continue reading

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Wonderbras Recalled For Being Friggin' Awesome

According to the Sun UK, the Wonderbra is being recalled by Playtex because it’s line of “low plunging” bras has a center load-bearing boobie strap that tended to break, sending breasts flying out. Can you imagine? It’s like watching that … Continue reading

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Brit's feet too Toxic for plane

From ICHarrow.co.uk: Brit’s feet too Toxic for plane Dec 10 2004 Pop princess Britney Spears caused a real commotion when her pungent feet gassed a plane full of passengers. According to The Sun, travellers moaned when the smelly star took … Continue reading

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Dick Clark Has Stroke

Wow… I actually heard about this on one of my many frequented websites and now it’s official. This is depressing. The eternal teenager is now officially among the aged. Let’s all pray for a speedy recovery.

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Jolie: I'd Marry A Woman

Sweet, sweet baby Jeebus… SkyNews, the UK news service with the tagline “First for Breaking News” has released this little chestnut: Angelina Jolie has rejected the hypothetical opportunity of taking Kate Beckinsale or Carmen Electra as a lesbian lover. But … Continue reading

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