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From stuff.co.nz:
“A Nelson man has appeared in court for a second time for attempting to have sex with a goat.
George Kepa, a 41-year-old unemployed man, pleaded guilty in Nelson District Court yesterday to bestiality and unlawfully entering a building.
Police prosecutor Chris Stringer said Kepa went to visit a friend on January 7.
The friend was asleep and Kepa went to a tin shed where the goat was kept, took some of his clothes off and attempted to have sex with it, Mr Stringer said.
Judge Paul Whitehead remanded Kepa until February 1 for a pre-sentence drug and alcohol report.
In 2002, Kepa was sentenced to 80 hours’ community work and 18 months supervision for committing an indecency with a goat.”