Monthly Archives: January 2005

Today Considered Worst Of Year, According To Scientists

Using a very strange mathematical equation which considers “time since Christmas”, debt and motivational levels, scientists have determined that today is the worst day of the year. The story is on MSNBC.com, but I would suggest that instead of reading … Continue reading

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Another "Crazy Lady With 63 Cats" Story

You ever driven with a pet? Unless they are in a car carrier, they typically try to distract you by walking on you, yelping at the closed window, or trying to wedge under your brake pedal. Well, check out this … Continue reading

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Michael Moore's Bodyguard Arrested on Airport Gun Charge

In the latest ironic twist, the bodyguard for Michael Moore was arrested for possession of a unlicensed firearm at JFK airport on Wednesday. I suppose it’s not ok for other people to be armed but it IS ok for his … Continue reading

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John Basedow Alive!

So, I decided to call the customer service department of FitnessMadeSimple.com to get the word from someone there and an annoyed lady on the other end told me that he is alive and directed me to this post on the … Continue reading

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South Carolina Gamecock Dance Team Prohibited From Dancing

In a move reminiscent of the movie “Footloose”, the USC athletic association has decided to prevent the Coquettes dance team from performing during time outs and half time at the home basketball games. According to a report, it was determined … Continue reading

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Minn. Town Hits 54 Below Zero

From the “it could be worse” department… my car wouldn’t start this morning because of the cold, which was a paltry 30 degrees. My truck is a wimp. Anyway, I had to get out there with jumper cables and start … Continue reading

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John Basedow… Whereabouts Unknown

I did some research on my new server and it seems that the John Basedow entry is the reason for the huge increase in viewership. Now I feel like I should provide more information, so I’ve contacted the PR firm … Continue reading

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Patches, The Amazing Horse

You ever seen a horse that is so domesticated that it can sit in the back seat of a convertible and eat cheeseburgers? Well, now’s your chance. Click here.

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U.S. Military Researches "Gay Bomb"

I reread this article several times and then checked the date to make sure it wasn’t April 1st… but it’s true. The military, in their efforts to create non-lethal weapons (that we can all get behind) had spent time and … Continue reading

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New Server…

I bet you didn’t notice that the site is on a new server, did ya? Well, I wanted it to be as seamless as possible so I was posting on two different servers for a few days so when the … Continue reading

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