Monthly Archives: February 2005

My Thoughts About The Oscars(tm)

Ready to hear what I have to say, even though I’m not a gay dude? Good. Chris Rock was clearly the best host ever. It wasn’t the fact that he was overwhelmingly funny, but the fact that he might break … Continue reading

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Crapping – The Anti-Drug

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Woman Steals Sperm, Makes Baby. Film NOT At Eleven

Instead of trying to do this story justice and failing, I’m going to post directly from CBS2Chicago.com: A woman accused of using her lover’s sperm to impregnate herself without his knowledge can be held liable for the unwitting father’s emotional … Continue reading

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Indian Scholar/9-11 Apologist Not Really An Indian (Or Is He?)

Ward Churchill, the University of Colorado professor of Ethnic Studies who claimed that the victims of 9-11 were not innocent victims, has admitted to lying about his background. Surprise, surprise. In a speech in Hawaii, Churchill fessed up to the … Continue reading

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Boy Faces 10 Day Suspension For Assault With Deadly Rubber Band

School officials have saved the lives of countless students today by suspending a seventh grader and removing him from school. His crime? Tossing a rubber band onto a teacher’s desk. His punishment? Well, since they have charged him with a … Continue reading

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RedNova News – Can This Black Box See Into the Future?

Is Mrs. Cleo in here? What if I told you that there were several black boxes in various locations around the world that contained very simple circuitry that have predicted several major catastrophic events around the globe? Would you think … Continue reading

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Your Favorite Stars — With No Makeup!

Have you ever wanted to see your favorite hot female celebrity without any makeup? Yeah… me neither. I’d prefer to keep the illusion going. I guess if you would like to see if Angelina Jolie is really that hot the … Continue reading

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Interesting Jackson Twist – Prosecution Has No Witnesses To Jackson Misdeeds

In a surprise turn for the defense, the released grand jury testimony summarized by TheSmokingGun.com reports that the prosecution doesn’t have any witnesses that can actually claim to have seen Michael Jackson acting inappropriate around children. Could it be that … Continue reading

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LoTR Nerds In Full Force

It looks like my link to a “LoTR SUCKS” site has angered some in the blogosphere. Let me start by saying… IT’S A JOKE, PEOPLE! Get a grip! I own all three movies in their glorious deluxe editions and have … Continue reading

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Bin Laden Wishes You A Sh*tty Valentine's Day

I certainly do NOT “heart” you, swine American! Our friends over at the Onion have received a copy of a video of bin Laden in which he wishes the infidels a terrible Valentine’s Day. By “infidel”, he means you.

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