I'm Pitching A Show!

My girlfriend has had three cats over because the office they live in is being fumigated. I’m just not used to all those eyes staring at me when I come home. Anyway, I got the idea to start a new television show. Most times, you see those animal shows whereby the animal either chases a flashlight on the wall or gets trapped in a paper bag and everyone thinks it’s so damn cute. Well, my show’s called “Those F*cking Animals” and it only features animal videos where they do something horrible, from chasing children down the street to dropping a swirly in your favorite shoes.