Monthly Archives: February 2005

Prominent Scientist Predicts Immortality in Twenty Years

Ray Kurzweil, inventer and scientist, claims that in 20 years, technology will have made such significant leaps that nanobots, miniature robots, will have the capacity to enter the bloodstream and repair damaged cells, thereby keeping us “forever young”. Normally, this … Continue reading

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Random Office Thoughts

Someone just walked through the office with a baby to show off to the group. I’m not into the whole baby thing. Plus, I didn’t know the guy with the baby, nor do I know the baby, so I pretended … Continue reading

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Moore Jokes Are Fun

From ProteinWisdom.com. It’s Michael Moore after a hearty meal.

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I'm Already Annoyed…

I know the show hasn’t even started yet but I really wish the “Gastineau Girls” would go f*ck themselves…

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IKEA: Fantastic Values, Low Prices, Deadly Consequences

Give me that particleboard dresser or I’ll eat your face. From ThisIsLondon.com: “We were looking forward to selling loads of nice furniture at very cheap prices. It was never meant to turn into a riot.” That’s a quote from one … Continue reading

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I'm Pitching A Show!

My girlfriend has had three cats over because the office they live in is being fumigated. I’m just not used to all those eyes staring at me when I come home. Anyway, I got the idea to start a new … Continue reading

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Superman Is A Dick

Let them puppies breathe. Yes. You heard me. Superman is a dick. You know it, I know it. This website knows it… and they prove it with classic comic book covers that demonstrate the dick-headedness of the “Man of Steel”.

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Worst Mom Ever

From ClickOnDetroit.com: Mom Accused Of Delivering Heroin To Son At School 41-Year-Old Arrested In Ferndale High School Parking Lot POSTED: 10:27 am EST February 3, 2005 A mother was arrested at a Ferndale school for allegedly delivering a syringe full … Continue reading

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Basketball Player Makes Full Court Shot AGAIN!

The Guilford basketball player who made the game winning full court shot I mentioned earlier is back. This time, on live TV, a sports anchor gave him a rack of balls so he could reattempt his feat. Check out the … Continue reading

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