Someone just walked through the office with a baby to show off to the group. I’m not into the whole baby thing. Plus, I didn’t know the guy with the baby, nor do I know the baby, so I pretended I was busy.
One thing I do know is that I overheard someone say “Oh, that baby is so cute, I could just eat him up.” Another was saying “Ooooo. I got your nose.”
I’m calling child protective services. This baby eating thing has gone far enough.