Monthly Archives: March 2005

Mitch Hedberg – Dead at 37

I originally thought that this was one of those f’ed up internet pranks, but it’s now being reported widely that Mitch Hedberg, one of the truly unique modern comedians, has died of a heart attack. No doubt his drug-abusing past … Continue reading

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Burger King's New 730 Calorie Breakfast Sandwich. Comes With Heart Stint.

Burger King is now offering a deliciously dangerous new breakfast sandwich, the “Enormous Omelet Sandwich“. For those of you who count calories, start counting now. You’ll be busy for a while. The sandwich is loaded with mouth-watering bacon, sausage, eggs … Continue reading

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School Shooter's Flash Animations

For anyone who is interested in getting the sh*t scared out of them, I found a link to one of the creepy flash animations that were made by the Minnesota school shooter, Jeff Wiese. This one’s called “Clown” and it’ll … Continue reading

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Uh Oh…

…but he’s just not IN LOVE with Brad.

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Romance Novel Book Covers We'd Like To See

That’s just a taste of what you’ll find on the worldoflongmire.com site. Hi-larious.

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Pat O'Brien – From Celebrity Reporter to Smarmy, Harassing Cokehead

Anyone want to do blow off a hooker’s ass? Former sports anchor and current Access Hollywood schlockist Pat O’Brien has been all over the press lately as he is battling alcohol demons while in rehab. Apparently, this is the least … Continue reading

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NASA Wants You To Drink Your Own Pee

A new technology developed by NASA may hold the key to water purification. Originally considered for astronauts, scientists have come up with a filtering system that collects and processes sweat and urine and creates water that is cleaner than tap … Continue reading

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HDTV – A Curse To Cosmetic-Craving Celebs

The site ONHD.TV has a brilliant page listing the ten best and worst celebrities on HDTV. As you may or may not know, the invent of High Definition Television has actors and makeup artists cringing due to the exponential increase … Continue reading

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Ba Ba BOOOOEY!

Howard Stern fan, anyone? Well, if you are, you know about Captain Janks and his ability to break through the most discerning call screeners at the major news networks and get on the air live. Well, he’s done it again. … Continue reading

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HIStory of Michael Jackson's Face

Michael Jackson tells the jury how many times he’s had his nose broken and reshaped. Are you sensing a trend? Here’s a page that shows the many faces of the Gloved One… with funny editorials to boot!

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