Monthly Archives: April 2005

Garfield: That Darn Cat

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Girl Screws Up National Anthem — Twice

What do you get when you mix a singer with memory loss, a microphone, a hockey game and some slippery ice? You get comedy gold!

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Columbine – The Game

Finally, there’s something more offensive than “Grand Theft Auto”! Ladies and gentlemen, introducing “Super Columbine Massacre RPG”. Some programmers thought it would be a good idea to write a role playing computer game based on the infamous murders at Columbine … Continue reading

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Cue The Banjos: Brother and Sister Arrested For Incest

Claiming he wanted to “go out crazy” after being diagnosed with cancer, Ronald Stewart Howze, 44, of Trafford, Alabama was pried from his girlfriend/sister and charged with felony incest after being discovered by his wife and several officers knockin’ boots … Continue reading

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A 1930 German Crooner's Take On Your Favorite Hits!

Would you like to hear “Oops! I Did It Again” as interpreted by a German crooner circa 1930? (The answer is yes.) Excellent. Here are some other songs: Blue (the annoying dance song) We Will Rock You!

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The Ultimate N.W.A. Quiz

Think you know everything about the legendary gangsta rap group N.W.A.? Well, take this quiz and put your knowledge to the test. And remember… Ice Cube will swarm… on any muthaf*ckah in a blue uniform. Unless he’s called back to … Continue reading

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The Marlboro Chimp

A chimpanzee at a South African zoo has discovered the cool, refreshing, low-tar experience of Marlboro 100’s. The zookeepers tried to get him to quit, but his version of a nicotene fit involves throwing feces. Trial lawyers have already begun … Continue reading

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Thieving Student Steals Laptop, Craps Pants

A professor from Berkeley had his laptop stolen by one of his students, allegedly so he or she would have access to the final. Now, normally, this isn’t news, but this professor is is a geneticist who is currently working … Continue reading

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Scattered, Smothered and Infected

Come for our hash browns, stay for our innoculation! From Newsday.com: KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Unable to find the source of a hepatitis A outbreak in eastern Tennessee, health officials offered to inoculate as many as 5,000 people who ate at … Continue reading

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Geeks, Behold Your New Leader!

Juggling AND dancing? Let’s see him get to second base with a chick! We’ve all seen these geeked out kids on that game “Dance Dance Revolution” in the arcade… you know.. the one with the blaring music and labeled squares … Continue reading

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