Claiming he wanted to “go out crazy” after being diagnosed with cancer, Ronald Stewart Howze, 44, of Trafford, Alabama was pried from his girlfriend/sister and charged with felony incest after being discovered by his wife and several officers knockin’ boots in a back bedroom of the couple’s trailer.
Yes, trailer. And yes, sister.
Sometimes, the jokes just write themselves. For instance, here’s a quote from the news report: “The officer had to twice tell the couple to stop, and the officer’s report quoted the man as saying “I guess I’m going to jail” after they finally complied, according to Christian.”
I guess so, Ronald. I guess so. It’s amazing what several bottles of “Old Crow” and some low tar cigarettes will do to your libido.