The Marlboro Chimp

A chimpanzee at a South African zoo has discovered the cool, refreshing, low-tar experience of Marlboro 100’s. The zookeepers tried to get him to quit, but his version of a nicotene fit involves throwing feces.

Trial lawyers have already begun contacting the animal kingdom in preparation for future lawsuits.

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