Monthly Archives: May 2005

King Tut Comparison Pix

You’ve never seen Tutankhamen and Gina Gershon in the same room, have you?

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Choose Your Own "Paula Abdul" Caption

MC Scat Cat… put your hands where we can see them!

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"Monster In Law" – Terrifying!

That’s a graphic I noticed on FoxNews.com. Doesn’t it look like some sort of hardcore porn? Not that I’ve ever seen one, of course.

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Wilbanks Eyes – Piercing, Crazy, Unblinking

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Dave Chappelle: Self-Destructive Comic Alert

Success is a hell of a drug. America’s favorite comic, Dave “I’m Rick James, Bitch” Chappelle, has been a no-show on the set of his self-titled television show on Comedy Central. Rumor has it that when he did manage to … Continue reading

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Funnier Than A Bar Full of Monkeys

This video was sent to me by GregNews. If you like funny videos with tasteless punchlines starring monkeys – and who doesn’t – look no further than this link right here.

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Pat O'Brien Vs Dr Phil Vs MechaGodzilla

Those guys are f’ing HOT! Missed the O’Brien/Dr. Phil interview? Fear not! I’ve found the link to the transcripts! Within those pages, you’ll find passages like the following Pat: Everybody has a bottom. And I hit my bottom that horrible … Continue reading

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Rosie O'Donnell – "Acting" Like A Retard

Don’t you love it when award pandering actors play the part of a mentally challenged person in order to get praise? Well, here’s a video of Rosie O’Donnell playing a retarded woman in “Riding On The Bus With My Sister”, … Continue reading

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Pitt and Jolie Make Loud Sweaty Animal Sex, Terrify Natives

From Page Six: BRAD Pitt and Angelina Jolie made so much noise during an animalistic sex session at their Kenyan love nest that security rushed to their room, Star magazine claims. The celeb-obsessed weekly — which breathlessly dubs the Pitt/Jolie … Continue reading

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More O'Brien Parody Audio

At the request of a new reader, I’ve posted a more complete selection of audio from the Howard Stern show making delicious fun of the Pat O’Brien voicemails. And don’t forget… Pat O’Brien! Wednesday night!

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