Monthly Archives: June 2005

Menstruating Boy Discovered. Men Everywhere Wince At Thought Of Giving Birth

Doctors have discovered a boy from India who is having monthly visits from Aunt Flo. Ick.

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Tom Cruise Handles Prankster With Squirt Gun

I know I’ve been doing a lot of Cruise bashing as of late but I have to say that I’m pretty impressed by the way he handled this guy on the red carpet. Tom Cruise was being interviewed by a … Continue reading

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PETA Members Charged With Animal Cruelty. Alanis Morrisette Seen Tuning Guitar…

In a hilarious twist of irony, CNN.com is reporting that two members of PETA have been charged with animal cruelty for dumping dead animals in a shopping center dumpster. In a related story, many people aren’t aware that despite the … Continue reading

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Katie Holmes: Jacked Up Hooves

I just wrote a really great, biting, sarcastic entry about Katie and Tom “Xenu” Cruise and so forth but I’m an idiot and accidentally closed the browser and lost it all. Sh*t. Do me a favor and imagine the funniest … Continue reading

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Triumph vs The Michael Jackson Fans

Another classic by Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog! This link will take you to the latest video of Triumph harassing the freakish fans perched outside the courthouse during the Michael Jackson trial.

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Hilary Duff: Nazi

Some seriously deranged person has put together a website that proves through backwards masking of Hillary Duff’s music that she is a Nazi. Ain’t the internet grand?

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Tom Cruise's Plan For World Domination Is Almost Complete

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Introducing… Baby Man!

My description of this grown man who dresses like a baby girl, complete with pink bonnet and diaper, cannot do him justice so I strongly suggest that you read the article and when you’re done, take a look at how … Continue reading

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Katie Holmes Converting To Scientology

Katie… if you’ve been abducted, stare straight into the camera lens… Poor, stupid girl. Has she done any research at all in this religion that worships the musings of a pulp science fiction writer?

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Not Guilty!

Found “not guilty” on all molestation counts or providing alcohol to a minor. Wow.

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