Paris, move your hand so I can smack you.
Waste of space and plasma Paris Hilton is quoted in the latest edition of US Weekly that the 24-carat engagement ring she received from her fiance, suspisciously named “Paris”, was too large and unmanagable and ultimately hurt her itty, bitty fingers.
Seems to me she could hire someone to hold her arm up for her.
Anyway, I’m not one of the most worldly people in the world, but I have heard of places in New York where they will cut off your feet to get to your Michael Jordan’s. Can’t we send Paris there?
It’s like I’ve said all along. Paris Hilton is a woman of the people. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go punch a wall.