On TheSmokingGun.com, there is a great story (pictures included) of a guy that was tired of his wife’s bras and panties getting stolen night after night. So he set a trap…
Using only a coffee cup, string, and a bra, Carlos nabbed Taylor (and then beat the intruder silly with a wooden leg taken off his baby’s crib).
I had the same thing happen to my girlfriend except that the perps’ grandmother turned him in to police. He crawled in through a bathroom window and stole underpants from both her and her roommate. We joked after the fact that we imagined him running through the woods wearing 15 pairs of panties at the same time, bulging like a diaper.