Monthly Archives: September 2005

Chesney, Zellweger Split After Four Months or "What We Did After Our Summer Vacation"

Ladies and gentlemen, love has officially died. The whirlwind romance between Kenny “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy” Chesney and Renee Zellweger is officially over. Of course, we all knew it was doomed. This could have possibly been the creepiest celebrity … Continue reading

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LA Senator Uses National Guard To Access Home

This is a big part of the problem. Senator William Jefferson, a democratic congressman from Louisiana, used National Guard troops, payed for by tax dollars to access his home and remove belongings including “a laptop computer, three suitcases, and a … Continue reading

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Hacking Food

On the internets, if you look hard enough, you can find a site that will teach you how to edit (or hack) things that are thought to be uneditable. Personally, I’ve found sites that teach you how to hack into … Continue reading

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Kanye West: Egotism, Selfishness and A Lack of Appreciation

Oh, poor Kanye West. He can’t seem to avoid the bad press now, ever since he decided to claim our president was racist. I took it apon myself to record the MTV2 interview with him. I’ll either post selected portions … Continue reading

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Wolf Blitzer: Thinks Katrina Victims Are "So Poor and So Black"

You gotta laugh when these television talking heads are forced to go off the teleprompter and work without a net. Check out this audio/screen capture from Wolf Blitzer during Hurricane Katrina coverage…

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57 Percent Of College Girls Want To Sleep With Angelina Jolie

A survey by Playboy is reporting that the majority of college coeds – 57 percent – would like to have forbidden, dirty sex with Angelina Jolie. What they failed to report is that 95% of college men would like to … Continue reading

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A Great 9/11 Tribute On The Discovery Channel

If you are able, check out the Discovery Channel special “93: The Flight That Fought Back“. It’s an amazing reinactment of the airliner that was forced down in Pennsylvania during 9/11. It’s a great tribute to a plane full of … Continue reading

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"Kanye Doesn't Care About White People" T-Shirts Are Here!

I’ve been inspired by Kanye West’s rediculous statement and have made t-shirts to bring home the point. Take a look at my Cafepress store and order your new “Kanye West Doesn’t Care About White People” t-shirts and trucker hats, while … Continue reading

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Celine Dion: Another Dumb Celebrity Opinion

I’m going to punches you. Granted, it’s fantastic that she’s donating “$1 million dollar” for relief efforts in the Gulf States — a point she made numerous times during her Larry King Live rant — the fact remains that her … Continue reading

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Hawaii Photos – Days Six through Eight

Here are the last of the photos from the Hawaii trip. These were recovered from a disk that I thought was corrupted beyond use and as you can imagine, I was beside myself with the thought of losing 100 pictures … Continue reading

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